Long Live Lettuce

There once was a dunce named Liz Truss.

Whose tax cuts made all the Banks fuss.

It caused such a backlash,

They refused to print cash.

Now her reign won’t outlast this lettuce.


What she really wanted was cake.

So she could have it — and eat it too.

But she must’ve forgotten to eat her greens,

Or was the greenest economist you’d ever seen,

Her policy left the banks weak at the knees.

Now her reign won’t outlast this lettuce

She’s been a little limp for a while.

Now they called her Liz the Lettuce.

And that’s the reason why.