If only things were different,
I wouldn’t have to be the same.
I could be tall or short or fat,
Or get paid for playing a game.
If only things had been different,
If I’d done that instead of this,
I’d probably be sat on a beach right now,
Immersed in perpetual bliss.
If only things had been different,
If I had been there or then,
I could’ve been stupidly rich and cool,
But then I wouldn’t get to be Ben.